If You Own Any of These Items, I Already Know Your Screen Time Is Insane

If you own any of these items, consider yourself influenced & chronically online. Yes, I am calling you out.

Stanley Cup

It seems like every year there is a new trending cup and the Stanley is really having it’s shining moment right now. Also, don’t get me started on all the other companies trying to make dupes.

Rhode Peptide Lip Treatment

Hailey Bieber has been the ‘it-girl’ for the past couple of years now, so it’s really no surprise that all the girlies have flocked to buy up her line of Rhode products.

The Bar Crewneck

Did they put some crack in the fabric of these crewnecks? Everyone and their damn momma owns one in like 10 different colors.

This Puffy Pink Headband

If you go on TikTok and didn’t see at least 5 different videos of girls doing a GRWM while wearing this, did you really go on TikTok?

Octobuddy Suction Cup

A must for every influencer & wanna-be influencer.

EmiJay Hair Clips

These clips will make your pockets hurt, but rest assured that they will signal to everyone in your proximity that you are in fact superior to them on every level.

Drunk Elephant Bronzing Drops

If you own this, there is a 100% chance that you are an Alix Earle stan.

Laniege Lip Sleeping Mask

If you know, you know.

Platform Mini Uggs

These are literally the shoes of the season right now, besides maybe the Adidas Sambas for all the Bella Hadid lovers.

Charlotte Tilbury Contour Wand or Beauty Light Wand

You saw that one Madison Beer Vogue Beauty video & never looked back.

Djerf Avenue Robe

I can’t lie, these are so cute, so I honestly get why everyone wants one.

Bottega Veneta Drop Earrings

Little chunky gold hoops walked, so that these could run.

Snail Mucin

Don’t you just love the way some stranger online can tell you putting snail goop on your face is a good idea & then you immediately order some with no questions asked? Because same.